Zwierzalnia – May 22, 2020

Life can be crazy sometimes. It’s a common fact of life. We may not know a lot of things as we venture into the world that is our future, but one thing’s for certain. Nobody’s perfect. We all make mistakes. Some are borderline embarrassing, while others are straight up hilarious. Share with us your crazy/funny stories! We know you want to!

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A “TOUCHING” MOMENT WITH MY CRUSH’S DAD

On Halloween night, a friend, who I had a crush on for a while, invited me to her house to watch some scary movies. I obviously agreed right away, but I was quite thrown off when I realized that her dad would be in the same room with us the entire time. I guess it was his own way of supervising us to make sure that we wouldn’t do anything “inappropriate”. We sat down on a couch and began the scary movie marathon. First half of the movie wasn’t so bad, but eventually things started building up. I didn’t want to look like a wuss in front of the girl I liked so tried my best to look super calm, almost as if the movie didn’t affect me at all. Then suddenly a jumpscare occurred so without much thinking I grabbed a hand that was closest to mine. I falsely hoped it was my friend’s hand, but my dreams were crushed and a wave of embarrassment came over me when I realized it was her dad’s.


OBSESSIVELY JEALOUS

When I was on my way to work, a guy who I didn’t know, approached me and asked me for the time. He explained that his phone no longer had any battery, so naturally I took my phone out of my jacket and answered his question. He smiled and opened his mouth (to thank me I guess) and out of nowhere a random girl pops out of nowhere and starts screaming in my face: “What are you doing with my boyfriend?! He’s taken! Find someone else b*tch!” I was literally paralyzed. I had no idea what to do in this situation. The guy looked really embarrassed and tried to explain to her the situation and that he simply asked me for the time, but she didn’t want to hear any of it and grabbed his hand. She sent me a nasty glare before completely turning away from me. The guy who she was dragging along looked at me one last time and sent me an apologetic look. I can only hope that this guy is not in a relationship with her still. I hate generalizing people, but she looked batshit crazy to me.


PRAWDZIWA MAGIA TELEWIZJI

Kiedy miałam 10 lat, wmówiłam mojej młodszej siostrze że osoby które widzimy na ekranie telewizora, wyraźnie nas widzą i słyszą. Po jakimś czasie kompletnie zapomniałam że ją tak wkręciłam, więc kiedy pewnego dnia wróciłam ze szkoły i zobaczyłam moją siostrę siedzącą na dywanie, przed telewizorem, z łzami w oczach, byłam bardzo zmieszana bo nie wiedziałam co się stało. Przyznała mi się że oglądała jakiś program gdzie można było wygrać jakąś nagrodę pieniężną za udzielenie dobrej odpowiedzi. Ona była jeszcze za mała żeby mieć własny telefon, a rodzice byli zajęci, więc zaczęła wykrzykiwać odpowiedź. Podobno pani jej nie usłyszała, ktoś zadzwonił, podał jej odpowiedź i ukradł jej nagrodę bo jakimś cudem usłyszał jej odpowiedź a pani prowadząca nie. Normalnie zaczęłam płakać ze śmiechu .